welcome to night vale

• Today will be a lot of things for you. Bloodless is not one of those things.
• Deer are wandering about the streets: stumbling, dazed and occasionally screaming.
• The flickering mountain needs another heart (not as a replacement, but as part of a valuable collection)
• ghosts keeping warm in your bottom dresser drawer
• Children should be seen and not heard. It's the other way around in this dark forest, though. The GPS has stopped working, too.
• Before you can love other people, you must first learn to love the authoritarian reptile overlords who mandate your worship.
• Today is your annual Crime Day. All Tauruses are exempt from laws today.
• Someone misses you a lot, Taurus. And even though you have nothing but endless time trapped out in a nightmarish desert hellscape, you have a hard time making a phone call longer than ten minutes. Maybe call a bit more than you do, Taurus! Yep, that’s just some astrological advice from the stars.
• Taurus, today is the day that you change everything. Oh, I’m sorry. I misspoke, I’m sorry. Uh, let me try that again, OK? *Ahem* Today is the day that everything changes you. You will be completely unrecognizable. Yeah, that’s it. There ya go.

other

• aesthetics: mist rising in the sky, wanderlust, architecture, collared shirts, cherry blossoms
• aesthetics: raindrops, acoustic music, chevron, daisies, the first sunny day of the year
• aesthetics: electric pixie retro zombie
• winter aesthetic: curling up with hot chocolate and popcorn after being outside in the snow for hours
• the kind of tattoo they have: a rlly sweet tattoo for their lover, but got crossed out after they ended it. the problem is that now its becoming a list of crossed-out names
• secret: greg
• arctic monkeys song: mad sounds
• how they communicate: morse code
• having a convo about aliens: if they wanted to murder us, they would have by now so they're probably nice aliens.
• cliche movie trope: lazy unemployed guy with a sense of humor and a heart of gold
• in the morning: still rubbing their eyes like an hour after they wake up
• old fashion emoticon: :P
• feelings: a saturday night in. when you’re comfortably full. ice water after a hot day out in the sun.
• feelings: planting a tree. shocking someone. your toes in the sand. running for a bus. going to a party. singing out loud with friends.
• feelings: chocolate melting, the ticking sound of a clock, blanket forts, sliding across a wooden floor in your socks, using sticks as swords, sunsets from the hood of a car.
• kanye west tweet: You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
• as a mermaid: only mermaids able to morph into human form. Who knows how many of them live under humans unrecognized...
• as a cat: the cat that refuses to eat out of the dish if it's anything less than full
• as a fairy: forest fairy, floor-length dark brown hair, light brown eyes, kind, optimistic, most active in autumn, transparent wings, loves animals and plants, green glow.
• as a celtic goddess: druantia – queen of the druids and goddess/mother of the tree calendar. symbolises protection, knowledge, passion, fertility, growth and forests.
• in one word: hoarders
• feelings: someone you love tying your shoes for you; when someone points out something about you that nobody has ever noticed before; the perfect shade of lipstick; snorkeling in shallow water, following the fishes; a high school party.
• things associated: pulling weeds and getting dirt under your fingernails, brushing your teeth too hard, making daisy chains while sitting in damp grass, eating berries right off of the bush.
• inspiration: walking barefoot through grass
• aesthetics: bridges over rivers, greenhouses, stones, fresh and clean sheets, cozy cardigans, freshly mowed lawn
• nice things: discovering a new band or artist that you quickly come to love; a thoughtful thank-you note; finding just what you wanted at the mall for half-off
• as an alien: small, entrancing aliens with flowing green hair and camouflaged bodies to blend into their thickly forested planet. animal life is abundant and diverse, with many strange species that these aliens have tamed and live alongside as equals. these aliens are gifted with the ability to communicate with all types of life on their planet, flora and fauna
• aesthetics: patience, the slow tick of the clock, lazy naps and plants and the smell of the earth after rain. they want to enjoy the pleasures of life, luxury and love and food and beauty. loyal and sensual, stubborn and traditional. stable with roots deep in the earth, they often get called materialistic for their love of beautiful things. but taurus is ruled by venus, and they long for romance before anything else, to care for someone and being loved in return.
• unexplainable emotions: ellipsism - a sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out