- getting a papercut on my eye. i heard it happened to janet jackson once and ever since i've been terrified
- anything involving cement and/or blacktop and any part of the human body
- getting blood drawn (i KNOW it is for a good cause, like less fortunate, bloodless people or not dying of infectious disease or feeding the Cullens, but IT BELONGS INSIDE OF ME, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT)
- public bathroom doors not locking
- anyone being late, ever. i will assume you have died horribly in a grisly car accident or were picked off by some 28 Days Later-style zombies or something. I WORRY, GUYS.
- my pets getting loose in a busy street and/or eaten by birds of prey
- Heath Ledger's Joker
- being stranded without a cell phone
- bees
- getting a cavity, despite my OCD-like brushing tendencies
- BABIES, OH GOD
- pregnant chicks
- cottage cheese
apr 6 2009 ∞
apr 7 2009 +