• getting a papercut on my eye. i heard it happened to janet jackson once and ever since i've been terrified
  • anything involving cement and/or blacktop and any part of the human body
  • getting blood drawn (i KNOW it is for a good cause, like less fortunate, bloodless people or not dying of infectious disease or feeding the Cullens, but IT BELONGS INSIDE OF ME, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT)
  • public bathroom doors not locking
  • anyone being late, ever. i will assume you have died horribly in a grisly car accident or were picked off by some 28 Days Later-style zombies or something. I WORRY, GUYS.
  • my pets getting loose in a busy street and/or eaten by birds of prey
  • Heath Ledger's Joker
  • being stranded without a cell phone
  • bees
  • getting a cavity, despite my OCD-like brushing tendencies
  • BABIES, OH GOD
  • pregnant chicks
  • cottage cheese
apr 6 2009 ∞
apr 7 2009 +