• Would you like to go the Krusty Krab and get a Krabby Patty?
  • ''you don't play fuckin chess on a monopoly board'' ~ Zeus 2016
  • She is going to neuter you. Say goodbye to your balls.
  • Did I just die or am I in class again.
  • But before you are neutered she is going to have you fuck another smuppet
  • I love when a pussy tries to DDOS its owner, classic Comedy.
  • That's my Strider irony in play.
  • She is going to record you doing it. For science of course.
  • Let me get the hentai <3
  • considering you want the dragon dildos, why not get 2
  • intensively ships so hard his balls turn into a rocket, flying off into outer space
  • IM BEING LECTURED BY FUCKING KANAYA
  • I have restrictions, Search up on ur phone "Homestuck porn"
  • tell my crush that i am not a slug
  • [09:48] CG: "It's just a prank, 6r9."
  • [7:31:38 PM] Supplanter: Take a baseball bat and go hit a telephone pole with it and when the pole falls yell "PURIFIED!"
  • [7:31:43 PM] TyIer: yes
  • [7:31:55 PM] Supplanter: and record it
  • [7:32:01 PM] Supplanter: and turn it in to the police
  • [7:32:27 PM] Supplanter: but first add its just a prank bro at the end in comic sans
  • [7:32:47 PM] Supplanter: it gets them vhs views
  • That makes my dick so soft it could be used as a pillow
  • smash that like button and i'll smash you
  • [9:02:25 PM] Peter ??: i really wish i had a testimonials page
  • [9:02:30 PM] Peter ??: it would be a fucking adventure
  • CPC: ((Now bite the bullet and accept fate))
sep 10 2017 ∞
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