- Wait, did we miss our metro again? Because we were talking about zits...awesome guys.
- Bahhhh oui, c'est comme un oeuf.
- Steph...c"est toi?
- Ooooo a crepe, with BROWN SUGARRRRR
- Bonjour monsieur, est-ce que vous allez en Belgique aujourd'hui? Oh no? oooo je suis desolée.
- Ladies, the answer to your question is yes, you are all very sexy.
- You're from Puerto Rico? Well my middle name is Jennifer Lopez, smile for the camera hun.
- You guys, there's a rave going on in the bathroom.
- Oh behaaaaaave
- Oh my goodness, why didn't she ask for a mattress for her boyfriend...where is that boy going to sleep? uhhhhhh
- Her pants are loud and they disturb me, but you don't see me asking her to change.
- Here is the phone number of the future father of your children.
- Did a creeper just sit next to me? Yup.
- So...5 meters, that's like two and a half fabios right?
- We're going to get hit on in T minus 5 minutes.
- Isn't that the Israeli guy from the champ de mars last week?
- ay pero que rrrrrrrrrrrrrico!
- Hola, do you speak spanish?
- Tu dor?
- What language should I respond in? Well it's not like he used an actual language...
- What are you doing? That's not your floor.
- Oh no, I really don't want to dance. AHHHH ALLEZ!
- ALLEZ LES BLEUS
- I think this is the proper definition of a shit show.
- Seriously, just tell him you're pregnant, then he'll stop texting.
- Your bag is so big! What do you have in there? Guns?
- Hey, do you girls want to have some chamapgne with us in the VIP section?
- Mika, why are there police officers here? Was there a fight...oh, my, gosh.
- I've seen hookers run faster than that in heels.
- Well at first I thought you liked girls. Excuse me?!
- His ass was just so beautiful and perfectly sculpted...omg
- We are the most handsome guys in Madrid! hahahahaha
- If I said this in the states, I'd be fired...but we're in France. You need to relax, go smoke a joint before class or something.
- My boobs are speaking a language of their own.
- NOOOOOOOOO OLD MAN! OLD MAN!...DON'T DANCE WITH HIM! HOMELESS! HOMELESS!
- So, do you wanna be in a French rap video?
- Francesca, your phone. Yeah it's in my pocket. I know it's in your pocket...it's ringing.
- We are VCP...very common people.
- Drinks are like orgasms, after 3 I lose count.
jul 14 2009 ∞
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