- "Dude look at him, he's basically sniffing his ass." "REALLY? WHERE?"
- "Just drink it straight, why not?"
- "Ironically, it takes the same amount of time to walk there as it would to take the T"
- "Hi, I'm a mom and my child is going to be a freshman..."
- "MLISH"
- "Why would someone steal my shoes? I mean, at least I had two pairs"
- "You do realize it would be cheaper at Shaws." "Not really...we've got play money"
- "I like your outfit, it's jazzy"
- "We're the only ones drunk here, everyone else is as sober as those New England gangstas across the street"
- "haha! you have shoes on your asian floors!"
- "how was dancing with bluetooth man?"
- "I just want to get married in a cold dark room down at city hall"
jun 16 2010 ∞
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