- "Get a room!...I'm trying to"
- "So how does it feel to be the best dancer in the room?"
- "Yeah, I wanted to study in America, but then the friend I was going with got arrested for assault..and things just didn't work out."
- "What the hell was that face about?" "I was leanin in for a kiss love."
- "Your dad is a lord?"
- "I love it, love it, love it"
- "Twitter is for introverted, anti-social people and a complete waste of fucking time."..."I'm assuming she doesn't want a twitter?"
- "It smells like a teenage boy's room in here"
- "You just broke the MP's deodorant can!"
- "Just put on a BK crown and call yourself the Queen of England"
- "JUST EAT THE SAUSAGE"
- "But I"m married to Nigel!"
- "Can you apparate?...No?"
- "The best part...he was wearing Dobb's red coat the entire time"
- "My name is Chris Brown...no really, it is"
- "I'm fingering your cat skull! Meow!"
- "And the award for best supporting actress goes to your boobs"
- "Did the bus seriously just break?"
- "He tried to trap me in his cardigan in an attempt to make out with me, let's get out of here."
- "Didn't I kiss you once?"
- "God damnit Francesca, stop making me want things I can't have!"
- "Then he fell asleep at the table, and the entire time she had raging pink eye"
- "That's just daft"
- "THE LADY JO JO"
- "SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY"
- "Bless you...isn't that what people say when you get out of the shower?"
- "Oh my God, she's getting a broom. Quick, pick up the sunflower seeds."
- "Choco-banana?"
- "Your red-headed friend is looking for you, but I think she just fell down the stairs..."
- "Well I had to make out with a leprechaun on St.Patrick's day...hello!"
- "Wait, are they chasing those little Asian women?"
- "This old woman has been talking for 50 miles."
- "Did you just bite me?"
- "How did you guys get into the bathtub?"
- "Allo?...Pizza?"
- "And then I had 87 eyes from the female population of the Sorbonne house glaring at me" . . . "Which girl in the program has only one eye?"
mar 22 2010 ∞
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