Proof that I am not an imbecile. =P And if you're (nerdily) nitpicking: yes, I included plays.

• Aesop's Fables by Aesopus
• The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
• The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende
• Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
• The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood
• The Robber Bride by Margaret Atwood
• Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie
• Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett
• A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett
• The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
• Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
• White Noise by Don DeLillo
• Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
• The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
• Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
• Faust by Wolfgang van Goethe
• Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
• Lord of the Flies by William Golding
• The End of the Affair by Graham Greene
• Tess of the D'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
• The Old Man and The Sea by Ernest Hemingway
• Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
• Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
• On The Road by Jack Kerouac
• To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
• Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery
• The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
• 1984 by George Orwell
• Animal Farm by George Orwell
• Six Characters in Search of an Author by Luigi Pirandello
• The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
• The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
• Macbeth by William Shakespeare
• Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
• East of Eden by John Steinbeck
• The Pearl by John Steinbeck
• The Red Pony by John Steinbeck
• The Peloponnesian War by Thucydides
• 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne
• Candide by Voltaire