• "this will be more fun than a barrel full of half witted monkeys"
• "his muscles are like soggy tea bags"
• "kids these days don't even know how to tie down their own pumpkins"
• "nice girl but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
• "pay attention boy, i'm cuttin, but you aint bleedin"
• "your tongue slappin but no noise is coming out of your mouth"

• hummus
• bread
• tea
• coffee
• spinach
• nutella

• carlo rossi
• film camera
• book
• journal
• blanket
• friends

• shades of muted tan
• boo boo rainbow expressway
• the shit crystals
• raining in my pants
• why art thou here?
• sex is a four (yes, four) letter word

• welcome to the world of AIDS
• is it in

• JPG
• Juxtapoz
• The Economist

• "if you don't have it, make it up"
• "if it ain't broke don't fix it"
• "i don't have any animals except the party animal inside me"- John Santos

• finished a book from beginning to end
• tied my shoes (i tuck laces in)
• completed a project i was proud of
• bought clothes or shoes from the mall

• flipping off that old lady who cut my friend off
• not stealing more before i turned 18
• trying so hard
• ever calling it love
• even touching that test
• falling asleep on the freeway
• saying it was OK for my stepdad to come back

• Gym Class Heroes
• Janelle Monae
• MIA
• Santogold
• Amy Winehouse

• ugly people with poor personalities
• bad photographers with good cameras
• how my shoe size is always the first go
• or how the last one is on display so the right shoe is all dirty (i'm size 8)
• how the things I like happen to be out of my budget
• how a parents credit can halt a student from going to college
• how the arm of the escalator moves faster than the feet
• how horrible it feels just waking up and getting in an elevator

• time
• when my stomach is hungry/ full/ sick
• love

• take a shower
• eat breakfast
• separate clean and dirty clothes
• clean living room
• clean bed room
• get a hair cut
• make third sparkler video (focker)
• make fourth sparkler video (tea and sparkler)
• get dressed
• brush teeth
• make coffee
• un register for quantitative math
• email gallery lady
• restart computer
• charge phone
• call mooh pooh
• email lucas

• coffee
• tea
• mate
• wine
• seltzer
• water
• pom
• combinations of above

• What's new pussy cat- tom jones
• they- jem
• ego- the sounds

• love hotwings with ranch dressing
• love watermelon
• can't help but move to a good beat
• love the electric slide
• love sweet potato pie

• VV Brown
• Of Montreal
• Emily Haines
• Ratatat
• Girl Talk
• Queen
• Passion Pit

• jelly filled doughnuts when expecting regular ones
• flan when expecting cheesecake
• pumpkin pie when expecting sweet potato pie
• creme puffs

• mad tv
• reno 911
• intervention
• cheaters
• the office

• nintendo games
• key chain crafts
• doodles
• sewing

yeah... always a mistake

• people watching

figuring them out. who they are and what they want in life. if i figure it out easily, i won't like them

• walking
• photography
• photoshop

• agfa optima iis
• lomo fisheye
• holga
• polaroid 600
• jiffy kodak
• polaroid land camera
• polaroid one600
• sony cybershot
• poloroid spectra
• ricoh tls 401
• micro holga

• plastic (the thick kind they usual keep bedding in)
• seafood
• gasoline
• bleach
• a sweaty girl with deodorant on
• french fries
• new shoes
• orange zest
• espresso
• jasmine
• woods
• latex

• moist
• baconator
• mildew

• It's a Small World
• The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
• Space Mountain
• Mr Toads Wild Ride
• Roger Rabbit Car Toon Spin.

• the streets of new york
• garbage cans
• salvation army
• urban outfitters
• american apparel
• uniqlo
• ebay
• etsy

• ball pits
• being caught in a clothes dryer
• vacuum cleaners
• stagnancy
• monotony
• creepy ikea lady
• Anastasia Liukin
• Omarosa
• pillow shams
• sprouting ginger root and potatoes

• extremely short battery life
• screen goes in and out
• little to no RAM left
• ctrl + alt + del does not work
• the "e" key is half broken
• its fucking HUGE
• it got HACKED! i got a mac now

• peeing
• pooping right before eating
• a good breeze on a hot day
• designing my living place perfectly
• sitting criss cross
• creating

• MTV
• A&E
• Bravo (so what)
• disney channel
• cartoon network
• the-n
• nickelodeon

• anything physical
  • bending down
  • sports
    • running
    • basketball
    • football
    • etc.
• cooking
• small talk
  • not being awkward
• fitting in
• common sense
• keeping a clean room
• not cursing at bad drivers

• getting into my dream college
• casey's hair
• my blankets
• warm paper fresh from the copier
• when people give me comments on flickr or polanoid
• when people use my picture as their default and their friends rant and rave about the picture

• they have a concept of "normal"
• they are numb
• they always mess up the good stuff
• they are square thinkers in a circle world
• they are just annoying