• 19. LeChuck: Search your feelings, you’ll know it to be true.
• 18. When you talk to Kenny for the first time after he changed profession

Kenny: Well, customer name here… Sorry, Sir, what is your name again? Guybrush: Guybrush Threepwood. Kenny: Well, Mr. Leap-wood […] Guybrush: But I’m a mighty pirate. Kenny: You look more like a broom handle.

• 17. Guybrush tormenting Cabana Boy: I must. And perhaps I’ll sunbathe nude. <swoon>
• 16. When Guybrush is asked by Voodoo lady if he wants to see pictures of some kids, one of the options is: “I can’t even think of anything I’d hate more”. I love to use that line when I feel awkward and unpleasant.
• 15. Voodoo and Things, formerly just voodoo
• 14. Guybrush to Murray: How can you see without eyeballs?
• 13. Cabana boy: Just watch out for the occasional undead corpse washing up on shore.
• 12. Guybrush: We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
• 11. Guybrush sticking his head out of a tree stump
• 10. Guybrush entering the ocean
• 9. Voodoo Lady: I have foreseen that Blood Island is the place where you will die.

Guybrush: Die? D-d-d-die? Did you say “die”? As in me - dead?

• 8. Guybrush: Hang on, the quicksand is sucking all the cool stuff I found in that snake from my pants.
• 7. Rottingham: Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated.

Guybrush: I… once found some gold, but it was just electroplated?

• 6. Pirate: You look like monkey in a negligee.

Guybrush: I look THAT much like your fiancee?

• 5. LeChuck: But I’m not done with my stories yet!

Guybrush: LA LA LA LA LA LA I’m not listening LA LA LA LA LA!

• 4. Guybrush asked for his ID: You don’t need to see my identification.
• 3. Skinny Pirate: I didn’t hear a splash!

Guybrush: SPLASH

• 2. Guybrush making fun of Rottingham’s hair
• 1. Guybrush singing to Edward van Helgen