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  • -THERE IS NO CUPCAKES. ONLY MUFFINS. AND THESE ARE DAMN EXPENSIVE TOO.
  • -There are no food dyes.
  • -All donuts are the same color.
  • -There is no Ben & Jerry’s.
  • -There are only two Starbucks locals so far.
  • -All gigs are in Warsaw.
  • No cool bands ever come to gigs. I bet Devo will never come here.
  • Everyone seems to have the same music taste.
  • People think they’re tolerant but they really are not. Generally people are a bunch of scum.
  • One religion. People have no idea about other religions, and everyone who stands out is treated as a weirdo.
  • The government are a bunch of fucking idiots who deal with irrelevant stuff and get a lot of money for it.
  • It’s really hard to get a well-paid job.
  • The English sandwiches are damn expensive.
  • -There is no Cadbury.
  • There are no Poprocks.
  • -Icing is available in only 2 colors: pink and green, both very light. Not counting white, of course.
  • -McDonald’s is expensive and it sucks. For example, sandwiches like standard Cheeseburger or Chickenburger have no sesame on the bun.
  • -Every trend gets here about 4 years after it was trendy in the world.
  • -Technical novelties get here 10 years after.
  • People swear too much and they think they’re awesome.
  • Pensioners are grumpy and unpleasant.
  • It’s too cold in winter and too hot in summer.
  • It’s hard to get a Polaroid.
  • -Everyone is the same nationality and color, so there’s no “melting pot” feeling, which I really like.
  • People dont earn much but they have to pay much for everything. Really.
  • When you go to work, you dont get an apartment. My mom said it was like that when she got married. Now people have to take loans.
  • When you move in to a new building/neighborhood, people dont come to welcome you.
  • This really bugs me as a driver: pedestrians can cross the street in any random place and driver’s duty is to stop. How fucking stupid is that? Someone runs out to the middle of the road and it’s me who needs to be careful?
  • -Do you realize how hard it is to get an American car?
  • Gas prices are enormous. I need to go to school with public transport.

I could go on, but I think I made my point. I want to move out of here ASAP.

mar 19 2010 ∞
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