- “I’m probably laughing at myself more than anyone is, because I’m around me all the time”
- “We all lay claim to our destinies, yet we all rise and fall with the current”
- “Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern.”
- “Life’s not a paragraph and death I think is no parenthesis”
- “Scared that we might fail, we'll accomplish nothing - not even failure”
- “It will kill you to love like you will never die”
- “You didn’t believe in me, so it’s time I believed in myself”
- “The problem is you don’t understand what the problem is”
- “Everything you think makes you cool makes you even more of a loser”
- “Maybe I’ve been cloned, don’t let that man inside your home. It wasn’t me that phoned. Don’t let that man inside your home”
- “No longer soft as water must mean never was so - ask the prettiest girl in any small town”
- “All I had to say is: I wish I had something to say”
- “Half asleep everyone looks funny”
- “She’s a cheerleader, you’ve seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math”
- “I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me”
- “I’ve fallen in love with you, but you don’t exist”
- “You miss 100% of the shots you never take”
- “All the Duracell was sold during the Superbowl; my disease is contagious as a yawn”
- “I wanted to show you all the men who say hello to me. I wanted to show you all the men at the bar or on the street, in any cafe”
jan 5 2013 ∞
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