- I'd love to talk, but my stapler feels lonely
- >The coupon expires tomorrow >If I eat there, I'll be expired too
- she's a cheerleader, you've seen star wars 27 times, do the math
- mississippi queen? more like mississippi lame
- my wife dumped me and i wanna die
- oh, i just remembered, you're boring, and my legs work
- cats rule, dogs rot in hell
- that's like asking if there's too much pornography on the internet, NO THERE ISN'T
- i remember that feeling, you kiss a girl, see fireworks and fall head over heels in love, and then one day you wake up in a cold, loveless marriage with a soul sucking shrew that makes you wish for an early death
- people - what a bunch of bastards
- my mother considered waffles a luxury, just like pillowcases or not getting hit
- w moim przypadku bieda jest przeszkodą nie do przebicia
- i'm not addicted to video games, i just love them VERY MUCH
- >już jesteś martwy >już jesteś GUPI
- to był wózek o napędzie mięśniowym
- wacusiem w piecu?
- pan żeś jest wrzodem na dupie narodu polskiego
- nie moge zasnąć, alan poleca ciepłe mleko i masturbacje
- >dont you see whats going on here? >no
- >what up with your hair? >what up with yours? >touche >its TOOSH
- >we're gonna be playing hard all night >eww dude, dont say it like that
- you don't tell me what kind of pizza to like
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