- Hear "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate" and "Pretty please with sugar on top" from Dominic Armato's lips.
- Create a Drive Like Jehu cover band.
- Go on a road trip across the USA.
- Smash a pinata.
- Celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico.
- Meet Rick Froberg.
- ✔ Have a conversation with Tim Kinsella.
- Visit the sloth sanctuary in Costarica.
- ✔ Read all Gerritsen books
- ✔ Read all Jack Ketchum books
- ✔ Have a conversation with Bruce Campbell
- Have a conversation with Will Arnett
- ✔ Eat real Mexican burritos, tacos, fajitas, quesadillas, guacamole
- Try every kind of cheese
- ✔ Try every kind of Idaho mashed potatoes
- ✔ See Drive Like Jehu live
- Hold a Tasmanian devil
- Eat ramen in Japan
- Visit New Zealand
- Eat real Italian food in Italy
- Meet Rocky the raccoon
- Publish a poetry book
- Publish a collection of horror stories
- See RIP Slyme live
- Marry Cyprianozaur
dec 17 2012 ∞
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