Envy: I'm jealous of people:

• Who are completely focused and productive
• Who are not afraid of necessary confrontation
• Who know exactly what they want to do with their lives
• Who can play instruments

Pride: Things I'm good at:

• Writing/Slam Poetry
• Public Speaking
• Listening to and trying to perceptively help solve friends' problems
• Comic Relief
• Reading Comprehension (it's kind of sad that I typed that)
• Trivia
• Bad Accent Impersonations
• Remembering Details
• Taking Risks
• Not Letting People Get Away with Saying Derogatory Slang (incredibly specific skill). BEING PC.

Sloth: Things that awaken my lazy side:

• Almost everything awakens my lazy side.
• Frigid air and ridiculous windshield speeds, coupled with a bed that allows me to look at the snow while not actually experiencing it.
• Summer
• The Sims
• New books from the library
• Dogs lying on the floor. No one can resist lying next to/petting a dog lying on the floor.

Lust I love a man that:

• Has a good sense of humor, maybe even a slightly off-kilter one like me. One that isn't going to scrunch up his nose when I do strange dances on public transportation/do my impression of British talk show hosts
• Loves his family, and treats them with respect
• Listens to me, and actually wants to know what is going on with my life
• Is liberal, and passionate about a cause—any cause
• Loves reading
• Loves music...even my stupid hipster bands
• Loves movies
• Loves animals (bonus points for dogs)
• Loves children
• Is intelligent, and actively looks for things that will in some way teach him something
• Is never condescending
• Isn't easily embarassed
• Is just as comfortable being at foreign film as he is at a baseball game
• Treats waiters/teachers/public service workers/senior citizens with respect
• Never uses derogatory slang
• Wears glasses
• Is traditional without being conservative (i.e. he writes thank you's, holds open doors, says please and thank you etc.)
• Always has something to talk about/get excited about, but is also completely comfortable being silent
• Is ambitious and takes the initiative to make things happen
• Is responsible
• Has some sort of creative outlet, like writing, art, music, reading
• Doesn't cheat or take short-cuts
• Is spontaneous

Gluttony: Things I can't get enough of:

• PLAID
• Trolling for new music...possibly illegally
• Vinyl
• Hummus
• Tazo Awake Tea
• Cute Corgi Puppy Videos on Youtube
• Newsweek
• Traveling
• New Poetry Books
• High Heels (they hurt like a mo fo, but who doesn't feel at least slighty sexy in them? WHO?)
• Huntington Beach
• Movies featuring Johnny Depp, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Heath Ledger, Idris Elba, Don Cheadle, Djimon Honsu, Adrien Brody, Edward Norton, James Franco, Jason Segel, Peter Saarsgard, Ben Foster or Paul Dano. I'm human.

Greed: Things I desire:

• Unlimited money for college tuition and subsequent hikes
• Oxfords
• Plane tickets to Prague
• A very nice camera
• Cheesecake. This is true at all points of the day.

Wrath Things that make my blood boil:

• Bigots
• The sound styrophome makes when it goes back into a cardboard box
• Sleep deprivation
• Repeating myself more than twice. I don't know. It's just annoying
• Condescending/Self-Obsessed People
• Those who refuse to take responsibility for their actions