prude alert.

• smoke.
• have personalized license plates. they're corny.
• wear colored contacts or acrylic nails.
• intentionally litter.
• undergo vanity-based cosmetic surgery.
• pierce or tattoo any (additional) part of my body. my ears are pierced and that's enough.
• crimp my hair for any reason.
• intentionally wear matching outfits with paul. i can't think of anything more lame.
• fake cry to get my way (i.e., crying to get out of a ticket).
• key the car of someone i dislike. it's cowardly, and they'd just key mine right back. but i might consider putting a humiliating bumper sticker on someone's car.
• be unfaithful. the whole concept is dumb and ridiculous. i believe in having integrity.
• purchase a minivan. if worse comes to worse, i'm getting a honda pilot.
• have short hair. not with this boy face. we all laughed when ging called the customer "ma'am...ster," but i refuse to be on the receiving end of that. anyway long hair is fun.