- spelling, grammatical, and punctuational errors
- anything wasted
- back fat
- bad hair days. invariably, bad hair = bad day.
- emo people, hair, and music
- boys in tight pants. it's just wrong.
- sensitive, crybaby boys
- people who always want to be the center of attention
- pity whores
- idiots
- the new stoplight at dahlia & lynnhaven - unnecessary
- wearing glasses
- people who despise valentine's day and want everyone to know
- people who are over-opinionated and want everyone to know
- war
- fake bags
- techno music
- having to work out
- scrunchies
- couples who share a myspace
- couples who wear matching outfits on purpose
- anything flaunted excessively
- boys wearing sandals ("mandals")
- vera bradley bags - tacky
- khaki & black together. it's just not right.
- black reebok classics
- cold, rainy weather
- cold weather, unless it's snowing. and enough to close school.
- intellectuals (or wannabe-intellectuals) who feel they must dress the part (shaggy hair, emo glasses, blazers, oxford mules. cup of coffee. ipod & laptop. legs crossed like a girl.)
- boring/stuck up people with crazy haircuts. how did you get so much personality in your hair and none in your body?
- allergies
- school-triggered anxiety attacks
- never having enough time (jessie spano up in this...)
- chronic laziness
- adam levine's voice.
- soul-less human beings who wander into a retail establishment and want to try clothes on 2 minutes before the store closes.
- boyfriend/girlfriend cutesy nicknames used in public. like nails on chalkboard.
- my spare tire. melt, god damn it. melt!
- tricare health insurance
- morons in powerful positions (george w. bush)
- sarah palin
- left-handed check marks
- buying (so expensive) & selling (pain in the ass) college textbooks
- bad eyebrows
- people in foreign language classes that do not even attempt to use the proper sound system ("accent"), or don't even realize such a thing exists. (e.g., when "que" comes out sounding like "kay" instead of "keh" - AH!)
- diluted liquid soap (done in attempt to "make it last")
- toilet paper placed on the holder backwards (loose end should come over the top of the roll, not from under the bottom)
- toilet paper/paper towels not torn along the dotted line (i have OCD)
- when people finish the toilet paper/paper towel roll and don't replace it
- overflowing bathroom and kitchen trash cans
- people who are chronically cheap (there is a fine line between being smart with your money and being a cheap asshole - i'm talking about the latter)
- when people don't make eye contact while greeting you
- when people deny the (obvious) fact that they've had cosmetic surgery
- ironing clothes. (i really do despise this. irons need to fall off the face of the earth and be replaced with steamers.)
- autotune
- post-butterfly mariah carey. is this bitch really using autotune on her new cd? she's supposed to be one of the greatest vocalists of all time!
- ignorance toward different languages (including regional varieties/dialects) and cultures. everyone needs to sit through at least one semester of sociolinguistics; it'll change the way you look at everything.
- the missing cum laude seal on my degree. i had 3.4 gpa and have nothing to show for it. i could seriously strangle my advisor for the oversight that made this happen.
- political science. so boring, it's torture.
- bad/rude kids and their parents' lazy, inadequate parenting
- women walking around with a crease in the back of their hair from letting down their ponytail, originally tied when the hair was wet. -_-
- chronic indecisiveness. I've never suffered from this and it truly gets on my nerves.
- obvious trainwrecks who always want to talk about what's wrong with everyone else, meanwhile never realizing any of the things that are wrong with themselves.
- when people with shitty spelling and grammar skills talk about how they can't stand people with shitty spelling and grammar skills.
- insurance. It's just one big screwfest.
feb 13 2008 ∞
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