- (pulling up at speedy's) "..."
- "the best thing i had at speedy's was the soda."
- "i'm coming back at 4 in the morning and throwing a brick through the window."
- "it's like a hidden treasure. there's probably a $100 bill in there. and an engagement ring. with curly, greasy hair all over it."
- "did you just get hit on by all 3 of those guys?"
- "i'm so mad right now. i could pick up that car and throw it."
- "i kind of look like a whore."
- "you only live once..."
- "put your shoes back on, motherf*cker! (turns & yells into 7-eleven) yo, paul is in his underwear!"
- (yelling apologetically to lady stopped in her jeep while paul crosses the street in his underwear) "i'm not gay! i'm not gay!"
- (crossing the street with a bunch of african americans behind him) "aight n*gga!" / "uh, jason's about to get his ass kicked."
may 16 2009 ∞
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