- the lady who told me her bra size was a 30D, and kept insisting i give her size 4 tops. what!? a size 4 is neither a 30 nor a D, not to mention 30D is so not a real bra size in the first place. she would have had to look like balloons on a popsicle stick, but she just looked regular.
- lady walks in with a sleeveless button-down cheetah print shirtdress, wants to know if we carry "big girl sizes" while her bra peeks out between buttons.
- sweaty for no reason. or sweaty for any reason! no, i won't tie your bikini top for you. you're sweating.
- customers who "need this for a photo shoot"
- customers who keep whining about how fat they are. we all have body hang-ups, but i can't listen to yours non-stop for 45 minutes.
- skinny customers who keep whining about how fat they are. i refuse to gas up your ego. you know you're skinny, so stop fishing for compliments.
- lady tells my co-worker that she has to re-write the hold tag for her daughter's swimsuit because "the 'r' in 'brittany' came out looking like an 'n'" ....o...m...g. "we don't want to have to say, oh i'm sorry, you can't have that. it's on hold for bnittany." -my boss
- anyone who wants a monokini. they are not flattering.
- anyone who yells or catches an attitude to get her way. not classy and i'm not one to be nicer just because you got meaner.
apr 25 2008 ∞
oct 31 2008 +