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  • Getting arrested and blacking out after an entire bottle of wine and topping it off with a four loco and assaulting a police officer
  • Taking one hit and getting high instantly
  • Taking one sip and getting drunk instantly
  • His impressions/accents
    • "In the darkest hour of the night."
    • the unforgivable guy
    • honaaaay
    • the deaf guy
    • animal noises
  • Breaks down laughing in "his real laugh"
  • Window shopping everywhere he goes
  • Always thinking about sex and guys
  • Leny doesn't know many people having to do with pop culture
  • Whenever a girl complains about boobs or heels, Leny complains as well
  • Thinking a guy in an Abe Lincoln list was hot
  • Seizing in a bath tub and waking up in shit, piss, and vomit.
    • mother doesn't believe in hospitals - fed quesadillas instead
  • Asks "what?" when no one's spoken for like 5 minutes
  • sneaks people back into his places of work to have parties
  • goes to summer camp and does drugs with the councilors in the woods
  • looks to the internet for answers to life
  • that thing when he licks his finger to "check the wind" when he needs to figure something out
  • pulls his jacket over his head when it's windy and needs to take a hit
  • complains about the cold
            • to be continued...
feb 28 2011 ∞
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