- when i insulted the new school alarm system and mr evans announced it in assembly
- when i came to school with a non-regulation scarf on and ran down the stairs when mr evans shouted my name
- when a pigeon shat on alex wills' shoulder
- when we found mrs ellis half-dead in her room
- when we came out of english and richard and uwais jumped down from the top floor and scared us
- when richard fell asleep in maths and mr hopkin slammed the book down on his desk and he screamed
- when me and ella played pokémon in blackweir when we were supposed to be doing sport
- richard's tv show "welcome back everybody" when we had "celebrity guests" such as jeremy clarkson and stephen hawking
- fun physics
- in fun physics when richard was pretending to be high
- the "couples retreat" and alex wills lurking outside
- when the sole of my shoe ripped off and i had to ask mr goggs to glue it back on
- reading raunchy texts from ami to huw
- when richard was hiding behind the bus and scared us
- when dr everett was "ill" and was walking really quickly up the stairs but then slowed down and clutched his leg dramatically when he saw us
- when me and ella followed oliver up the stairs singing "baby oliver" and he tried to jump out the window
- pigeon mcpigeon
- the smart people's mouldy locking which included an unhealthy amount of agar
- the several unsuccessful attempts to create a working mouldy locker
- richard's "handcrafted stationary" which he made by melting working pens on a radiator
- english class when we did fuck all
- ICT class where we played CS and did fuck all
- games where i did fuck all
- gym class where we hung out on the mats and ate chocolate whilst watching our guys work out
- latin class years ago where we did fuck all and schmoozed in essay tests
jan 15 2012 ∞
may 25 2012 +