THIS LIST IS NEVER COMPLETE

2008

• staying over louise's house with ami and ami farting then laughing

2009

• going to big weekend and telling the police that there was a puppy in the crowd, then these hot guys asking us why we got the police and saying "UM WELL THERE IS A PUPPY IN THE CROWD AND WE DON'T WANT IT TO GET HURT"
• going to the blackout and seeing SBB for the first time
• going on the bikeride and seeing the troll, then ella falling off her bike

2010

• bonfire night with kian and going to alana's flat
• dropping a bottle of appletiser in the middle of queen street and everybody thinking it was a bomb
• going to a gig and a guy shouting "does your mum know you're dressed like that?" and ella muttering "does your mum know you're wooly?"
• ladybird attack in coopers field
• making pancakes
• the day the christmas lights got turned on with kian and he was rolling a spliff in front of these old people in the subway
• the friendly chav on the bike who warned us there was a rapist in the park, and running away every time we saw a man who fit the description
• the uni guy who came up to use and asked us and asked us if we thought his friend was hot, then they asked us out and we were like "we're fourteen"

2011

• charging ds man who grunted
• going to see the final harry potter film
• lawrence's party
  • being garden whores
  • playing drinking games with alex smith
  • sitting in the conservatory having intelligent conversation
  • throwing up in lawrence's sink and his dad having to clean it
  • when we got drunk and took loads of photos
• louise's parties
  • in december when huw tried to lock us in a room with him
  • when ami was telling us about her sexual conquests while we got more and more horrified
• sales guy: "i like cookies", me: "um, no thanks", sales guy: "I SAID I LIKE COOKIES!"
• the big weekend when kian and george's friends started on us