hayling island (2007)

• the zoo
  • seeing the 10-y-o french lesbians
  • the special boy in the reptile house
  • the orange ants boy in the reptile house
  • the annoying kids that you swore at and that lady was looking
  • my mum trying to make me eat a sausage
  • the tiny monkey
• the magician
  • making me go on stage
  • me getting revenge and my parents getting mad
• the caravan
  • spending hours putting up posters and having to take them all down
  • invention of "GK"
  • the brawls
    • pushing me out the window
    • hiding my compass when i stabbed you with it
  • having like ONE SET OF CLOTHES D:
• slow motion chasing and waving as the cars went by
• zee lift or zee elevator
• the pub
  • making you steal wheat
  • not getting chocolate fondue and me getting mad
• cup-singing in the car and getting a massive headache
• SEEING HARRY POTTER 5