- i do not exist to smooth smudger's head
- i do not appreciate the cheese on my ravioli plate being licked
- i do not appreciate being mauled for laughing at chessie
- i do not approve of having to change smudger's brand of food every week because he is too picky
- i do not like being poked by chessie
- i do not like being poked by smudger
- i do not wish to be bitten by pets for fun
- i am not your personal slave, pls don't treat me like one
- i do not wish to suffer from lack of sleep due to loud pet noises aHEM chessie
may 25 2012 ∞
feb 28 2013 +