My annoying qualities Just for shitz n gigglez! Lolz! :-D

• 1.) I chew very loudly. I have been told on more than a few occasions that I chew like a cow. Lol I can't help my crunching.
• 2.) I'm a slob. My room looks like a tornado hit it. My sister said I have what appears to be a seventeen year old boy's room. 
• 3.) I eat gobs and gobs of mayonnaise on sandwiches and sometimes just off a spoon. Also, I eat sticks of butter just like that. Not whole sticks all at once though.
• 4.) I lack common sense. My mom and sister frequently call me a dope or say I act like one. Sometimes I need things spelled out for me and sometimes I don't realize what is happening until it's too late, like a cup of something tipping over and I just stand there with my mouth hanging open as it hits the floor and spills everywhere.  
• 5.) I have a terrible, terrible memory in some cases. I can't remember for the life of me what I have to get shopping at stores. I need lists and still manage to forget some things. 
• 6.) I write lol and lolz a real lot
• 7.) I often stand really close to people, even strangers when I'm out. My sister says I'm like a baby on her hip and it annoys her like crazy, whenever she turns around I'm just right there she says, and she says it's embarrassing that I stand in lines in stores with strangers as if I'm with them, putting my stuff on the counter basically in the same pile with all theirs. My mom sometimes says I'm like a leach on someone's ass. Lol 
• 8.) When I'm hungry I say "I'm a hungry hungry hippo!" and "I'm the hungriest of all the hippos!" My mom can't stand this! Lol 
• 9.) I eat a real, real lot. As soon as I wake up, I want food. Before even thinking about my phone and checking it. And all throughout the day. I have been told it's annoying.
• 10.) I'm very sappy. I love cheesy, stupid stuff, romantic love songs, sappy love stories....
• 11.) I think immature dirty jokes are hilarious. My sister often yells "Omg! You're a PIG!" in disbelief and disgust. Lol and my mom says I have the mentality of a man, which she thinks is disgusting.  
• 12.) I have difficulty saying "no" to animals and kids. I can't bear to see their sad little faces and must give in to whatever the poor little things want. I have been told I'm a pushover and a softie. 
• 13.) I'm extremely trusting to the point I'm on the stupid side in this way. It's just my nature. 
• 14.) some people think I'm way too easy going, let too much slide, don't speak up enough to call people out on their bs. But for the most part, I think this is a good way to be.
• 15.) I'm the biggest klutz. Always have been. I trip easily, walk into things, fall...lol 
• 16.) I take lots of pictures of myself and often wear lowcut shirts. I'm not completely shallow, I just love taking pics and I do have a positive body image. Which is a good thing. 
• 17.) I'm horrible at math. Even basic math. Like basic addition and subtraction. In college I was placed in remedial math based on my placement exam. Remedial math is the math class for dummies. There were seriously math problems like 8+2 and 20-8 on our exams and homework assignments. I failed the class. But on the bright side, I did very well on the writing part and was put in the more advanced English classes in both high school and college! I have been told throughout all of my days that I'm great at writing, especially research papers! ;-D

I'm also good at logic problems as long they involve letters and no numbers! 

• 18.) while I'm generally not prone to anxiety, I am easily startled when someone walks into a room I'm in when I'm really into whatever I'm doing. I can't help but scream my head off then laugh hysterically. No one else seems to be amused!
• 19.) I laugh at really stupid and inappropriate stuff like my dogs chewing things up and I just burst out laughing out of nowhere.
• 20.) I hiccup very loudly. I find hiccups extremely annoying, my own and everyone else's!

But there's lots of non annoying things about me too!  And if you want the good, you'll have to accept the bad! ;-D <3