(♡ = fave) this pairing will be the death of me

• code red ♡: pg-13, 3.1k words; jongdae tries to be the helpful wingman between his best friend and "that hot one" but things don't go exactly as he planned. pick up lines might help??? maybe???
• crush central : pg-13, 9.8k words; When Sehun becomes fast friends with outgoing and cheerful Kim Jongin, he really doesn’t expect to earn himself a gigantic, life-complicating crush on the boy's older brother as well.
• got me on a sugar rush : pg-13, 14.5k words; when sehun agreed to compromise his relationship with his scalp for work purposes, getting a stalker-slash-admirer out of this whole thing wasn’t really the kind of bonus he was expecting. candy store!au.
• gutter rats ♡: nc-17, 23.1k words; jongdae's a star that sehun's always reached for
• ice cream, i scream : nc-17, 61.7k words; When Jongdae started his new job as ice cream boy at a retro dessert diner, he expected long days ahead tending to endless customers and sore arms after scooping out countless orders of ice cream. But he just didn't expect his job to end the way it did, with something red on his hands that most definitely was not strawberry syrup.
• i may be bad but i am perfectly good at it : pg-13, 1k words, "That tie looks really good on you," he says, casually slipping onto Jongdae's lap and Jongdae's entire thought process comes to a screeching halt.
• i really mean it when i say i like you : pg-13, 3.4k words; Jongdae was hesitant to fall in love, but Sehun, on the other hand, was not. At least not if it was Jongdae he was falling in love with.
• it doesn't have to be a snowman : pg, 3.8k words; frozen!au. jongdae knocks on the door and says, "do you wanna build a snowman?"
• it won't be a flirt, it can't be just a spring ♡: nc-17, 25k words; Sehun's one-night stand has lasted months and it's time for him to update his friends on his new status of taken man. Too bad they won't believe that perfect, unattainable Chemistry teacher assistant Kim Jongdae would go out with sulky, boring medical student Oh Sehun.
• Jjang Dating : pg-13, 3.5k words; Jongdae wants to help people with their dating problems but Sehun just wants to date Jongdae.
• just you and me : rated g, 1k words; They are both lying on the couch, sides pressed against each other and leftover dinner laid out on the coffee table. Typical Sunday night.
• Kissing You : nc-17, 15k words; In wich Jongdae is really dense. Ft. life coach Baekyun
• Law tutor wanted, I guess? ♡: pg-13, 4k words; Jongdae is hired to be Sehun’s tutor, but will Sehun actually do any work?
• Look On Up ♡: pg-13, 47.4k words; After arrogant football player Kim Jongdae transfers on loan to the football club of his dreams, FC Bayern Munich, he expects titles won, goals scored, and records broken. But he most definitely did not expect to encounter a few bumps along the way….and especially that one attractive journalist he would do anything to score an interview with.
• maybe life could be sweet : pg-13; i am wishing what you're wishing for
• Oh Sehun's Christmas Wish : pg-13; People only appear on his Christmas lists when they've made their wish. Sehun hasn't made any wish at all this year, but somehow, his name appears on the list anyway. There are only five hours left until Christmas, but Suho has already made up his mind. He's going to find out what Sehun wants for Christmas.
• Of whispered laughter and morning voices : pg-13, 12k words; Sehun is your average college student who has a crush on someone who doesn’t even know he exists, at first. Jongdae is the host for a program dispensing advice and tips on love and relationships. What do they have in common?
• points a & b : pg-13; hypothetically if you were point a, and theoretically if i was point b.
• Sharks over Boys over Flowers ♡: pg-13, 2.5k words; Sehun and Jongdae make poor choices at the aquarium.
• Sounds Like Nothing ♡: pg-13, 63k; Sehun found a blue bottle with some message sealed away and a man without a voice living in a tide pool by the beach one day. But somehow the strangest thing to him still was how he was supposed to think of the future when all he wanted to do was live for today.
• Timeless : pg-13,6.4k words; Angel Sehun is assigned to help Kim Jongdae transition to the afterlife because the man’s time is up.
• The Pikachu Theorem : pg-13, 24.8 k words; Nice guy with really cute mouth sucks dicks in exchange of pikachu toys! Call me~~
• The Stranger On My Couch ♡: nc-17, 36k words; It was around five in the morning when Sehun stumbled down the familiar road leading to his friend’s apartment.
• Thunderous Dissonance : nc-17, 22.8k words; Sehun quickly realized it’d be hard to learn anything during his piano lessons his mother forcibly signed him up for because he would be too busy affectionately staring at his piano teacher who truly had a smile that could chase all storms away and laughter that put dazzling rainbows to shame.
• under arrest for stealing my heart : pg, 1.5k words; the five times jongdae put sehun in handcuffs (and no, not that way) and the one time he didn't.
• we break with speed : pg-13; i take the floor, he takes his shots
• What you've got boy, is hard to find : rated g, 700 words; It’s how they have always been, even if Jongdae has to reach higher to kiss Sehun nowadays.