- Have a lot of sex?
- Buy a house in the Carribean.
- Say the word fuck as often as possible.
- Purchase a lot of weird jewelery.
- Learn how to cook.
- Teach grandchildren the fundamentals.
- Wheelchair fights.
- Shit my pants on purpose, and laugh.
- Play pretend Alzheimer's.
- Write a humorous will.
- Drink and smoke in ridiculous amounts.
- Paint, paint, paint.
- Host elaborate Easter Egg Hunts.
- Call people 24/7, just to tell them cute things.
- & Have hundreds of imaginary friends.
jul 22 2008 ∞
aug 5 2008 +