• Have a lot of sex?
  • Buy a house in the Carribean.
  • Say the word fuck as often as possible.
  • Purchase a lot of weird jewelery.
  • Learn how to cook.
  • Teach grandchildren the fundamentals.
  • Wheelchair fights.
  • Shit my pants on purpose, and laugh.
  • Play pretend Alzheimer's.
  • Write a humorous will.
  • Drink and smoke in ridiculous amounts.
  • Paint, paint, paint.
  • Host elaborate Easter Egg Hunts.
  • Call people 24/7, just to tell them cute things.
  • & Have hundreds of imaginary friends.
jul 22 2008 ∞
aug 5 2008 +