If you do most of these things, it is very likely that we are not friends and I do not like you.

• When people brag about their grades/accomplishments
• When people from school post their tumblr on Facebook
• Wannabe bloggers on tumblr asking for followers and totally ruining the point of a blog
• People from school following my tumblr so that I can't actually say what I think anymore
• When my relatives or my mother make comments on me being "fat". I weigh 120 pounds. We live in America.
• Things or people that wake me up when I'm sleeping.
• Friends that ditch you for their boyfriends. Constantly.
• Car Alarms
• People who walk really fucking slow in the school hallway. I am so tempted to shove them down the stairs and be like, "MOVE BITCH!"
• Arrogant assholes who think they're better than everyone else.
• When my parents won't let my old mistakes go, and ALWAYS brings them up.
• People who don't fucking flush the toliet. It's not just rude, it disgusting. No one needs to see that shit (like my pun?).
• Boys that only want to get in your pants.
• When people are talking hella loud during my TV shows.
• People that don't respect or try to understand other people's opinions.
• Bullshit Christian crap about how being gay "goes against the bible and the word of God". I am Christian and how about the bible telling us to love and accept one another.
• Double Standards
• High School drama and people that cause drama.
• No good snacks at home.
• Period mood swings.
• Period cramps. Advil is my best friend.
• Someone really tall sitting in front of me in the movie theatre. I am 5'4.
• Attractive boys with girlfriends.. it wouldn't be a big deal, but this is nearly always the case.
• People who insult Taylor Swift and other celebrities that I like.
• Mushy/gushy/I'm-barfing-in-my-mouth PDA on Facebook.
• Ants that inhabit themselves in my house.
• Pre-college apps/college apps stress.
• The majority of class of 2013 at my school.
• When my ex-boyfriend seems to everywhere I go. And he doesn't seem to be able to keep my boundaries out of his. Gtfo, ok. I really don't need to see you everyday.
• Girls with annoying high voices.
• COLLEGE APPS.
• PERSONAL STATEMENTS.
• Standardized testing.... I am so done with taking tests.
• AP Lit teachers who pile on shitloads of poetry homework without any consideration for the work I need to do in other classes.