• asian jim
• you have our attention just by screaming anything

s1

• dwight's pranked because of the alliance

s2

• dundies
  • dwight's sound effect
  • "i just wanna say that this was the best dundies ever"
• do you wanna die???
• hey ryan... this is michael jackson calling from wonderland
• okay, well, you're the one who lost the desk
  • okay, calm down, where was the last place you saw it?
• this whole scene
• i don't believe you, continue
• jim tells pam he loves her + their first kiss!!

s3

• bat bat bAT BAT BAAAAAT
  • creed's reaction
  • stanley's "goodbye"
  • vampire prank!! "no... one crisis at a time" "........bye dwight"
• "pam casso"
  • "i'm really proud of you"
• dwight you ignorant slut
• the worst thing about prison
  • prison mike!!
• jim's pavlov theory
• bears beets battlestar galactica
  • dwight and the pervert
• r-e-s-p-spee-tee
• jim (finally) asks pam out

s4

• i took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life. they did the best that they could [ominous pause] and she is going to be okay
  • everyone inside the car was fine, stanley!
• with the electricity we are using to keep meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days
• why is he even here?
• jim-spy going down in the car in branch wars
• fake proposal
• [jim pulls out an engagement ring] "got it a week after we started dating"
• i didn't say it i declared it
• michael pushing toby's tray

s5

• jim's proposal
• dwight versus the stroller
  • "playtime is over!"
• everybody as the joker
• "the future mother of my children"
• no god no god please no
• you're the silent killer
• falalalala lala kaching
• beat it
• it seems like you already know where
• michael's philosophy
• jim walks past dwight and andy when they're about to fight
• "shut up, phyllis"
• fire drill
  • oh my god it's happening stay fucking calm
  • ANGELA'S FUCKING CAT OMG
  • kevin breaking the veding machine (because same)
  • "the fire's shooting at us!!!"
  • "stanley you're not dying BARACK IS PRESIDENT STANLEY YOU'RE BLACK"
• first aid fail
  • "no arms or legs is basically how you exist now, kevin. you don't do anything"
  • gloria gaynor's i will survive instead of bee gees' stayin' alive oh my god
  • all of them singing and dancing i can't (((ed hemls' voice i love him so much)))
  • dwight's organ donor thing cutting the face
• oscar roasting michael in spanish
• dwight's (roasting)
  • "idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot"
  • "you pathetic short little man. you don't have any friends, or any family, or any LAND!"
• michael feeding the birds
• "when you're a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are going to be right about that"
• roast
  • "stanley you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks"
  • stanley's laugh
  • steve carell fighting not to laugh as well
  • "oscar... you're gay"
  • oscar's smile like "i'm about to lose it"
  • "andy, cornell called, and they think you suck... and you're gayer than oscar"
  • "BOOM ROASTED"
  • the scene wasn't originally scripted like this i swear to god THEY'RE ALL FUCKING LAUGHING
• hey, you know what's even cooler than triceraptors?
• country roads (♥) with andy and dwight
• "well well well how the turntables... ¿?"
• "DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME KID"
  • RYAN'S FUCKING FACE IMMA LOSE IT
• "meredith your boob is out"
  • "dammit meredith where are your panties?"
  • "happy?!"
• i can't even describe half of this scene with dwight's reaction to ryan's handshake
• "i wanna set you up with my daughter"
  • "oh, i'm engaged to pam"
  • "i thought you were gay"
• michael's "cookie, kevin"
• PB&J FINDING OUT THEY'RE PREGNANT!!!!!
  • john krasinski's acting jfc i can't even start to describe his incredible acting in this scene i just--

s6

• michael giving jim a "world's best boss" twin mug
• "i want you all in your best behavior or so help me god"
• dwight's mix for michael
  • "wow, i was asleep" "no way"
• pb&j's wedding. every single thing about it.
  • michael's proud face at the end
  • how they look at each other while everyone else is dancing and jim's words just-- they're perfect
• michael dating pam's mom
  • jim's "shit"
  • "oh jesus what did i do"
  • pam's all "....who? :(((("
• the whole "there's been a murder in savannah" thing
  • creed at his best
  • the ending with michael, dwight, andy and pam pretending a duel between them all
• "the antichrist"
• "david guess who i'm dressed up as right now" "michael, i-" "i'll give you three hints: his last name is christ. has the power of flight. and he can heal leopards." 
• christmas karaoke
  • KELLY GOING ALL "JIM......... JIM......." OVER A NEW MOON POSTER
• "i miss the old dunder mifflin. too much change is not a good thing. ask the climate"