Me

• All of the cooking except for occasional take out / prepared / restaurant reprieves (you might have to help me sometimes, like pouring batter out of big mixing bowls)
• Packing lunches for any children that enter the picture
• Grocery shopping (financially, who knows the break down, but the organization and actual shopping I can do entirely)
• The mass bulk of responsibilities in any in-home entertaining of guests
• Making beds (its easier with two people, I'm just sayin')
• Dusting everything
• Sweeping and vacuuming
• Organization of closets, cabinets, pantry, etc. - and keeping them so
• All laundry and taking things to the dry cleaner
• Putting away the dishes
• Setting the table and consequent petty upkeep of candles, flowers, etc.
• PTA meetings and doctor's visits

You

• Bathroom cleaning
• Cleaning the dishes
• Cleaning up messes
• Keeping garage and attic somewhat tidy (I'll help)
• The majority of driving
• Killing insects and dealing with other pests

Both of us equally

• Parenting (eventually)
• Staying in love
• Planning fun things to do together
• Picking what to watch on TV
• Saying sorry