NEW YORK UNIVERSITY.

  • class of ‘06: anouk vander wyden (psychology, phd).
  • class of ‘07: ryder wolfe (architecture).
  • class of ‘09: blue gray (psychology), malcolm hughes (recorded music).
  • class of ‘10: cora potter (journalism/film studies), cricket clayton (business management), millie collins (public relations), tanner glass (english).
  • class of ‘11: jade deluca (drama).
  • class of ‘12: brent ordway (philosophy), ellie gilmore (linguistics/french), elliot romero (biology).
  • class of ‘13: shawn corwin (english), rocket benson (international relations), slade archibald (landscape architecture).
  • class of ‘14: austen carlyle (sociology/anthropology), justin blazek (engineering/drama), lauren bennett (sociology), rylan keaton (undeclared), strawberry daiquiri vanderbilt (music theory & composition), tiergan roberts (history).
  • class of ‘15: casey foster (cinema studies), emily fuller (marketing), toby fitzgerald (music).
  • class of ‘16: scarlett rickman (journalism).

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY.

  • class of ‘06: true goldblum (religion).
  • class of ‘08: elvis lancaster (political science), eric marquardt (secondary education — history.
  • class of ‘10: coco giordano (art).
  • class of ‘12: asher outland (elementary education), callum slater (english literature), indira singh (secondary education — art), nolan lennox (secondary education — media).
  • class of ‘13: hero spencer (business/psychology).
  • class of ‘14: evan faulkner (economics), peyton miles (undeclared), robin gallagher (history; integrated program with fit), tamsin donahue-silver (physics).
  • class of ‘15: libby rosenberg (liberal arts/health policy & management), kendall cabot (astronomy).
  • class of ‘16: damien weaving (communications).
  • class of ‘17: maysilee odair (business management).

OTHER COLLEGES.

  • class of ‘99: angelina quinlan (brooklyn college; exercise science/health and fitness).
  • class of ‘00: archer isaac (john jay college; criminology).
  • class of ‘02: anouk vander wyden (the university of colorado at boulder; psychology, ba).
  • class of ‘03: scott perry (the university of texas at austin; economics).
  • class of ‘04: sunny sedgwick (princeton university; speech pathology).
  • class of ‘06: dexter sullivan (brooklyn college; business).
  • class of ‘08: bambi archibald (pepperdine university; art history), marigold vaughn (the juilliard school; instrumental music), quinn carter (fashion institute of technology; photography).
  • class of ‘09: ayla st. james (pratt institute; library sciences), reed bolton (university of oxford; engineering), stellan sedgwick (the university of california at santa barbara; architecture).
  • class of ‘11: kylie ashby (school of visual arts; painting).
  • class of ‘12: henry patterson (the juilliard school; drama).
  • class of ‘13: cooper lindberg (pace university; criminal justice), cruz espinosa (arrojo cosmetology school; cosmetology), nora conley (the juilliard school; drama), penny carter (york university; athletic therapy), raphaella lopez (fashion institute of technology; graphic design).
  • class of ‘14: magnolia carmichael (the juilliard school; dance), robin gallagher (fashion institute of technology; fashion design; integrated program with columbia), rowan kennedy (fashion institute of technology; fashion merchandising management), willa dawes (salem college; physical therapy).
  • class of '16: perry quinlan (aveda nyc; hair styling program).
  • class of never finished: cullen pedersen (god knows how many places he went to school and how many degrees he has).

LOL.

  • holly reyes — she attended rhode island school of design for two years, then dropped out, backpacked around europe, and came back with no practical skills. now she deals pot.
  • rachael beaumont — straight after graduation, she moved to california for a few years and proceeded to star in terrible, low-budget horror movies for a while. now she’s a secretary for some company and of course works with the comedy show.
  • minnesota hammer — she was too busy filming wake me up before you go-go: the movie to do college. duh.
  • chance abbott — they can't teach you to be a watcher or play video games in college...
  • cameron carter — put the idea of college on hold to write brocecution with jj. now that it’s taken off, he’s not all that concerned about school. he’s taking a few classes, but graduation is indefinite, at this point. it’s all good, yo.
  • polly pointer — was too busy hawking her vids and being a slayer to go to school. but maybe someday!1!!
  • gianna ferrari — she dropped out after sleeping her way around nyu. besides, she has a band and a business to focus on. they’re way more important than school.
  • grinner leatherwood — yeah… no…
  • kirby thomas — lol, as if. she’s got telenovelas, hooters, and akr. she’s good with that.
  • sadie kimball — she flunked out of nyu after a year. lol, OH WELL, good thing she’s got akr~
  • spencer mcfly — works as a waitress for a nice italian restaurant and is a radio intern. she’s hoping to get her own show in the next year or so.
  • wendy jones — savant-like acting skills, much?
  • whitney mcqueen — DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?!1?!?1?
  • zane pace — she didn’t even finish high school, let alone college.
mar 27 2011 ∞
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