To Jacob,

Some time for some real appreciation teehee. I know you spend loads of time working out, so it’s only fair I compliment. I don’t know if any non-related female acquaintances have complimented you, but Jesus Christ you need some more appreciation. I love your biceps, mine are bigger, but still holy fuck, you’re hot as hell. MAYBE maybe sometimes I bring mine out just to see yours, and my opinion with the whip cream allegations will forever be true, but I mean it. You genuinely look so hot, and you deserve all the praise you get for the time you spend on working out. And as much as I make you put on your shirt now, I still secretly enjoy the view I have in my hidden files. My pretty, hot, cutie pie of a boy, my favorite. Mine all mine, until I say else.