- Crocs
- Especially Crocs on little children. Do not pass your terrible fashion sense on to your innocent children.
- Uggs
- Snuggies
- High-waisted jeans
- Substituting leggings for pants
- Popped collars
- Men wearing pink
- Men wearing scarves as a fashion accessory
- Pastel scarves are especially misguided
- Wearing clothes not appropriate for your body shape
- Wearing Converse (or any sneakers) with a dress
- Exceptions made only for social dancing
- Soccer mom haircuts
- Ladies, there is never a right age to get a soccer mom haircut. Just don't do it.
- Women who don't dress "age-appropriate"
- There is something wrong with seeing a 50-year-old woman with ripped jeans from Abercrombie
- Leather pants and sky-high heels
- You will not look sexy, you will look like a hooker.
- Wedge heels.
- I just can't jump on the bandwagon for these.
mar 4 2009 ∞
may 22 2009 +