- black licorice is nasty
- CELERY IS NASTY. THOSE LITTLE STRINGY THINGS??? THEY OFFEND ME.
- i cannot have a hamburger without any sauce because it's too dry
- i dislike tater tots because of the texture
- i do not like the texture of fried crabs, therefore i will not eat them
- i don't like vegetables!!! it is rabbit food!!!
- i like craisins and yogurt covered raisins, but not plain raisins. frick raisins.
- i love hamburgers and hotdogs, but if you make them on a grill, chances are, i won't like it
- i only eat dried scrambled eggs, and i don't eat eggs when someone else makes them
- i really really really don't like milk and the only way it gets in my system is through cereal or graham crackers
- i won't drink orange juice because i dislike the pulp. also, it is too sour
- if an apple is textured weirdly, i will not eat it
- if fruits are bruised or wrinkled or squishy, i will not eat them
- if you eat raw tomatoes then there is a -3% chance of us establishing a friendship
- IF YOU EVEN TRY TO PUT PICKLES ON MY SANDWICH, I WILL COMPLAIN EVEN AFTER THEY'RE TAKEN OFF, BECAUSE THERE IS STILL PICKLE JUICE ON THE THING AND IT IS DISGUSTING
- no matter how you cook it, i will not consume shrimp
- orange queso is repulsive, and i refuse to make it at the snack bar. i usually make up some bullshit excuse not to prepare it
- ranch is disgusting the only sauces i like are ketchup and barbecue sauce
- the only carbonated drinks i will consume are root beer, cream soda, and fanta/sunkist. i do not like coke, sprite, or pepsi at all
- there has to be an even amount of food in each cheek in order for me to chew my food
- when food gets burned and turns black,,,,, ew
- you know those little neon chocolates on the top of the cosmic brownies? i hate them
jun 27 2016 ∞
jul 7 2016 +