- a demon that writes messages on your mirror like "you have a test today!"
- a ghost and a zombie from the same person
- adorable pixies that look like models but also destroy entire planets
- air aligned mermaids that jump from the ocean to fly
- an immortal that keeps photos of those that they loved and outlived
- angel that gets tons of body mods and drugs and does other illegal shit
- bed monsters that chase away bad dreams
- bioluminescent aquatic dragons that roam trenches and scare sailors
- burly biker men that knit with elders on tuesday nights
- butterflies that breathe fire, but like,, only a little bit. like enough to light a candle.
- cemetery next to a playground, ghost children play with the kids
- closet monsters that organize shoes and hang clothes back up when they fall
- couch monsters that collect change and eat crumbs
- dating vampires
- demon that studies religion
- dragons that breath water
- big ones that put out forest fires
- small ones that help people water crops
- faerie mermaids that are the size of seahorses
- faeries that run coffee shops and bakeries and add spells to their treats
- faeries that tend to flower boxes on the higher floors of a building
- fauns that dance and sing for patients
- fire aligned mermaids that swim through lava
- fluffy pet dragons that can sense when children are scared
- forest mermaids that keep seaweed
- genderfluid sirens
- giant space dragons that thrive on star bits
- hallway monsters that collect spiders
- kindergarten assassin that gets paid in toys and candy to kill people
- kitchen ghosts that show up when things spoil
- kraken mermaids
- lake mermaids floating to the surface to sunbathe
- mermaid medusas with eels for hair
- mermaids are actually people thrown off ships that drown
- messy vampire roommates
- nymph nurses that decorate rooms
- psychic teachers that know when you're cheating
- psychics that run hair salons and spas and nail salons that always know what you want
- river mermaids racing otters
- sea mermaids that help animals in oil spills
- she grew up on the black market after being sold by her mother for drugs
- sirens that help with sex addiction
- sirens that sing karaoke in bars on the weekend
- space mermaids
- street magic
- swamp mermaids that build sculptures from algae in twigs
- terrifying goblins in the forest that help lost kids find their parents
- tiny colorful dragons that live in trees and eat fruit
- tiny girls that kick ass and listen to metal in pastel rainbow sweaters
- tropical vegan vampires that thrive off of coconut water
- vampire doctors that smell if you have a blood disease
- vampire mermaids with six rows of teeth
- weremermaids that turn into great whites
- werewolf therapy animals
- werewolf vets that also always have to go clothes shopping because they rip their blouses with their claws
- witches that have huge house parties, using spells to create unforgettable nights
- yard monsters that keep burglars out and pull weeds
oct 5 2016 ∞
oct 8 2016 +