- after using a razor, brandon told me "i hope you didn't use that razor, that's the one i shave my balls with"
- i once asked my dad what would happen to our fish if the house caught on fire and he told me they would just boil
- i used to have this reoccurring nightmare about our couch catching on fire
- pap telling me about what would happen if you fried mexican jumping beans
- when my entire family left me in that parking lot at myrtle beach and i was alone without a cell phone,,, i was like 10
jun 26 2016 ∞
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