- i can't even tell the difference between an ear and a foot how am i supposed to find the clit
- i get to say i've kissed a girl with purple hair
- i just want to be with you, idc where. virginia, minnesota, the caribbean, the arctic tundra of the glorious motherland,,,
- i love apple juice, it's almost as sweet as you
- i rather be eating you out than eating cold chicken
- i thought it was common knowledge that you had a huge daddy kink
- i want to hold you and tell you i love you in between kisses
- i'll kiss you whenever,, your house, my house, in the middle of build a bear fucking work shop,,, just say the words
- i'll try to go on a roller coaster if you hold my hand
- i'm glad i'm still alive. i would have missed out on so much happiness
- if you're injecting glow stick fluid into your bloodstream then so am i
- in your arms, i just feel so safe and protected
- love makes me feel like a giddy school girl. i like love.
- my goal is to turn your lowlife into a highlife
- seriously you taste amazing, i think it's all the glitter
- shave an intricate design of a fish into your pubes
- the storm has begun here,,, it sounds like a bunch squirrels fucking on a tin roof
- there aren't enough edgy memes in the world to hide my sadness
- tiny squirrel cocks grinding on the roof rn,,,, i guess you can say they,,,,, nutted
- we could press together so hard that we fuse and become a mega person
- you're more beautiful than a victoria's secret model,,, but i still would like to see you in a thong and faerie wings
- you're MY neo nazi <3
- you're one of the best people i've ever met
jul 7 2016 ∞
oct 21 2016 +