- all of the balloon mollies- fish that sex each other, give live birth, and then try to eat the babies. the babies usually cower in fear.
- becker- beagle. he has a tear in his ear, sings happy birthday with you, and has separation anxiety. will pee when lonely.
- bella- black lab. she thinks she's a lap dog, she likes to chew holes in walls and the carpet, and is terrifyed of pickle
- luna- english coonhound. she is loud and barks at everything, but is a cuddlebug that will pee when it rains or when she's lonely
- mango- mini conure. small. aggressive. always molting and also bit the skin off of my toes. what an ass.
- milo- short haired jack russel terrier. he's fat, and he's also going blind, but pretends like he's deaf. he isn't. also sometimes licks the toilet.
- minnie- chorkie. smaller than a moutain dew bottle. she is very yappy but also thinks she's bella's daughter and my dad usually takes her in the shower with him.
- pickle- amazon parrot. she loves pasta, and and always screams, "carol! carol!" but who tf is carol
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