- a douche of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina
- go masturbate with a knife
- hi there, i'm killing you in my mind rn
- how about taking a trip to shut the fuck island?
- i am going to put cute stickers on your rotting corpse
- i hope your next period happens in a shark tank
- i poisoned your coffee
- i saw a piece of shit on the ground and it reminded me of you
- i'll kill you with kindness
- lol jk i'll use a chainsaw
- i'm going to pour hot tea on your face
- if you ever speak to me like that again i will cut you up into little bits and scatter you about the forest and let the animals eat your insides
- it's not that time of the month i just fucking hate you
- row row row your boat gently off a cliff
- stop breathing my air
- sure i'll get back in the kitchen to POISON YOUR FOOD
- that was bleach not vodka lol
- unicorns are more real than your boobs
- who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- you smell like a baby prostitute
- your aesthetic sucks
aug 30 2016 ∞
oct 3 2016 +