- breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
- buying 47 bottles of craft glitter in Michaels, drinking them like shots & confronting the elder entities of the material plane.
- covering yourself in glue and waiting for it to dry and then pretending to be a snake while you peel it off
- digging into the prison floor with a spork until you enter the 9th circle of hell
- downing a bottle of flinstone vitamins and astral projecting into gods asshole
- drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with god
- drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru
- driving past your ex-wife Karen’s house at 3 in the morning flipping her off through the sunroof and throwing eggs at her prized azaleas
- eating 4 bottles of tums and getting into a gunfight with satan
- eating an entire box of chocolate covered coffee beans so you start seeing time
- inhaling an entire can of whipped cream and astral projecting into 1990s Costco to eat a pandimensional churro
- living off of vending machine fare for some months and bargaining your life in a game of scrabble with a death goddess.
oct 21 2016 ∞
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