• IF I SAY I'M/IT'S FINE OR OKAY, IT MEANS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. I'm really probably not fine or okay and it's not okay or fine with me. But you'll have a better shot of cheering me up if you choose another topic to make me happy. This would probably be a good time to remind me of what you like about me, since I'm mostly beating myself up. JUST SAYIN.'
• Keep "I'm sorry"'s to a minimum.
• I get jealous easily.
• I have a horribly dirty mind. I will usually point out when you say something I find dirty unless you're uncomfortable with it. Then I'll just keep it to myself.
• I need affection, not attention.
• I'm a sucker for romance.
• Be patient with me. I'll thank you for it later.

=to be continued=