anri/erika (drrr)

• i have the same problem with this one that i do with izaya/mikado, izaya/masaomi, or pretty much any of the ships that involve the raira trio with the adults of ikebukuro. like. they're adults. and mikado, masaomi and anri are still kids.
• i have a SPECIAL vendetta against this one though because people act like the moment when erika gropes anri is like a whole ship moment and "yay lesbians!!!" but that's sexual assault! even if anri is 18 at that point (and i think she is?? she might be 17 though), that's still completely nonconsensual and uncalled for. just cause anri has big tits doesn't mean erika can just grope them like that

charles/vincent (hc)

• although it's heavily implied that charles had romantic feelings for vincent (or at least considered him an fp or something similar), vincent shows no such feeling towards charles. this is especially obvious in heaven's gate, where vincent repeatedly acts either totally indifferent or downright terrifying to charles. im not here for that

hiyoko/mahiru (dr)

• i'll be completely honest, i don't really even like shipping loli and shota characters at all unless there's a really strong canon backing for it. and imo i don't really think mahiru is that into hiyoko at all. i understand they agreed to meet up and they were friends and stuff, but mahiru’s feelings didn’t seem strong enough to suggest that she’d have an actual crush on hiyoko. like based on the way she used to like, blush around sato and make her lunch and stuff, THAT seems like she’s interested.
• also hiyoko calls her "big sister" and that kind of makes me a little nervous

mc/seven (mysmes)

• basically, seven's route is just really bad. like so bad.

naegi/togami (dr)

• naegi deserves better
• but also naegi KNOWS he deserves better. he might be a herbivore man, but he's not a masochist. ultimately, he doesn't like when togami tells him he's worthless, doesn't feel like he deserves to be treated unfairly and ultimately like... i just can't see him developing feelings for togami, nor can i really see togami ever developing feelings for him either