• And yet, X beckons.
• X is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL.
• The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called is flipped up!
• the Colonel's bottomless wisdom
• "RANCOROUS"
• TG: you should probably brush up on your data structures
• TG: did you at least allocate your strife specibus
• TG: plus let you attack stuff whenever things get too hot to handle
• TG: which is never
• EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.
• But your DAD swears on the many HALLOWED TOMBS of Egypt that it is not.
• You check out the shelves of FANCIFUL HARLEQUINS. Look at this fucking garbage. You hate this stuff. Funny is funny, but your DAD sure can be a real cornball. Sometimes at night you pray for burglars.
• "The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun." - Mark Twain
• Having it in the middle of the floor sprawled out all akimbo like that struck you as unseemly.
• TG: are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fucking pen
• TT: The alchemiter? TT: Try to learn the lingo.
• The SPRITE is playing hard to get! You guess that's what you get for originally prototyping it with something that engenders mischief and pranksterism!
• ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT.
• GG: if anyone can save the world i think it is probably you!
• EB: wow, you think so?
• GG: yes!
• April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.
• TT: It must be hard to keep a low profile when you're always overhearing awed voices whisper, "It's that guy who has a blog."
• im like dude you listening for a stampede of buffalo or something? he braves a look at me then gives my shoe a little kiss and scurries the fuck off
• TG: not kicking oliver twist in the fucking face every day is my gift to the world i guess
• RAMBUNCTIOUS CROW
• Retrieving the W never even crossed your mind. It's just a stupid magnet.
• TT: Because, you know, it's not like either of us have anything better to do at the moment than to evaluate each other's radically debilitating pathologies.
• EB: did you know he thinks puppets are cool?

TT: Does he? EB: he's so dumb!!

• TT: Also, coarse is a good word.
• It does not appear so, but you just never know with that crazy and cool guy.

Sooooo cooooooool.

• Instead you momentarily pretend it is a really cool automobile that commands the fear and respect of larcenous adversaries everywhere.
• Suddenly you get coldcocked in the face from the future.
• Your SWEDISH FISH are there. This is why it's a good idea to always store your candy in your BACKUP HAT rather than your usual one.
• always knows where you've been.

The spineless rat likes to follow your PAST TRAIL around and mess with you.

• Can't overthink this time stuff.
• You introduce your CAST IRON HORSE HITCHER to your new friend.
• TG: i dont know how does she do any of the loopy batshit nonsense she does

TG: maybe she pulled them out of the volcano over there on bloodmonkey mountain

You go with your gut and head upstairs.

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