- Alex ?7?
- can i have a cheeseburguh?
- Helen vs Anne
- ...gotta put on my muffdivers
- HUMM.. I need vodka..
- Question question question..Are you a guido?
- I hooked up with a guy from pi kapps and all i got was this fucking shirt
- I'm gonna burn your family.
- I have the lobotomy of a man.
- Hey. Booties
- hold up..gotta put on my glokeenschpeils
- All strippers go to hell.
- Gangsters don't marry, they just shoot people
- I'm just tryna get my liver wet
- How are your nuts tonight?
- Cher
- Can you do the other one?
- I wanna play 9 ball..prob not the best idea since you cant even handle 2..
- dude..you just tried to cook a burrito in the refrigerator
- They don't have stairs in Africa
- Clint is like clit and lint put together. clit-lint
- Mighty mouse
- As fast as lightning
- Breast Braille Ever
- Holla at a scholaaaaa! Ben Mueller
- Joe/Drew
- I seen that
- I move so much faster when i run
- This thing is runnin' out of batteries
- Will you touch me with him
- I'm ready to Raj, Raj Dharia
- 45-50
- Shamwow- in boot form
- Sircle
- JK Lolling
- I'm just tryna get my dick warm
- CHER & T-PAIN
- YAH don't say that
- I didn't ask for this
- SWEET BERRY WINE
- Sounds expensive
- YA turkey.
- Pinot noir
- ppfffpfpfppfffff (HOT)
- Come on dum dum give us your bones.
- No lonely times, just dreams.
- You ALWAYS get to be John Smith.
jan 15 2010 ∞
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