• "somehow a warm spread developed within her"
  • "made her stomach ache with want"
  • "lips drop open"
  • "had quit the classes at the drop of a hat"
  • "to and fro"
  • "Hanging out with you and dying are very similar things, but at least death comes with relief."
  • "You smell like a dead rat and look like a wet cat. Let me guess: it's date night."
  • "I'd rather be stuck in a closet with Voldemort after drinking a strongly brewed love potion."
  • "I've got heels higher than you expectations, and the only type of shoes I wear with heels are my horse riding boots!"
  • "I'm just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show."
  • "The view from that window would be even better if you threw yourself out of it."
  • "Oh, I'm not ignoring you – I just have a medical condition that prevents me from giving my full attention to idiots."
  • C1: It's entirely possible that there is no rhyme or reason behind the actions we have just seen and they are, in fact, completely random - thus leaving us no choice but to accept the outcome. C2: C'mon, man, five words or less. C1: Er... 'shit happens, deal with it'?
  • C1: I love you. C2: I tolerate your existence.
  • "hand rising to cover the spurt of giggles that wanted to escape from her lips."
  • "paper now crumbled within the loose grasp of her palm."
  • "You're the reason the gene pool needs a little chlorine."
  • "1: Name one person in the last six months that you were like, "wow, what a great hire!"
  • long pause*

2: Hey (intern), do they pay you?

Intern: ...yeah.

2: One. I win."

  • "Egyébként mindig mondjuk hogy meg leszünk baszva aztán egy baszást se adunk egész nap XDDD" Kovács 2k15
  • "Ez olyan mint Babitsnál a klasszicizmus

Joker Bármikor be lehet dobni a shippeket Mindenhova passzol" Kovács 2k15

  • "a sigh filters pass trembling lips"
oct 11 2014 ∞
aug 15 2016 +