- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
- my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
- it’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay
- you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking
- you walked here in a blizzard to get your hot chocolate but you forgot your wallet at home, here, let me buy your drink for you
aug 2 2015 ∞
aug 18 2016 +