"where to? I'll be your escort for this evening." - howl

"I'm sure howl won't eat the heart of a shrivelled old lady like me." - sophie hatter

"I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!" - calcifer

"here's another curse: may all your bacon burn." - calcifer

"so you think you've got it bad? I've never once been beautiful in my entire life!" - sophie hatter

"sorry, I've had enough of running away, sophie. now I've got something I want to protect: it's you." - howl

"one thing you can always count on is that hearts change." - unnamed prince