Nifty Names:

• Ampersand, Sandy for short
• Brandy Alexander
• Lou, short for Hallelujah
• The Chief
• Weezer
• Captain (_something_)
• Bunsen and Beaker (the Muppets!)
• Azul
• Turk

People names:

• Bartholomew
• Baxter
• Monty, short for Montague
• Neil, like Diamond
• Norman
• Guillermo, Mo for short?
• Hugh
• Lydia
• Harrison

• celeste - "you don't hate anyone, karen; you like everyone!"
• katherine - "you're truly sincere."
• jason - "you bring out the best in me."
• richie - "everyone knows who karen is."
• terry - "you're adorable."
• karl - "you're you and you're funny and you're crazy in bed." "you're beautiful."
• samuel capps - "Goodness, Karen. I forgot how delightfully peculiar you are!"
• nate - "you're sexy and super adorable." "you made my heart skip a beat."
• kara - "when i think of people who are truly growing, you're the first one i think of." "you are so easy to be friends with."
• jake - "you give the best hugs."
• caitlyn schaffer - "Your genuine spirit and amazing joy is contagious. I truly want to be more like you. You are such a beautiful woman inside and out."

• Joe: my first...a public disaster
• Javier: on the band bus
• Sean: at the park?
• Karl: far too often, and not very good
• Zach B.: well, I assume I kissed him, I don't really remember.
• Travis: tiny lips.
• Mike: yikes.
• Andy: in my dorm room.
• Ben: in his dorm room.
• Zach P.: still don't remember, apparently I kissed this one on the cheek while I was drunk.
• Jason: in new mexico.
• Terry: eh, I tried.
• Fran: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• Garret: quite nice, especially the lovely beard.
• Steve: quite boring.
• Nate: nice and beardy.
• Lowinsky: plump.

• Charlie
• Rae
• Clare
• Adelaide
• Tennison (Tennie?)
• Jessie
• Elen
• Joyce
• Helen (after my maternal grandmother)
• Marigold, Goldie for short (after Kyle's paternal grandmother)
• Ridley
• Rahel (Hebrew Rachel)
• Zadie
• Opal
• Raleigh
• Harper
• Dyllan
• Carter
• Liesl
• Giuliana

• Corpus Christi, TX (CRP)
• San Antonio, TX (SAT)
• Houston Hobby (HOU)
• Dallas Love Field (DAL)
• DFW
• LAX
• Denver, CO (DEN)
• Colorado Springs, CO (COS)
• Albuquerque, NM (ABQ)
• San Francisco, CA (SFO)
• London Heathrow
• Berlin Tegel
• Chicago O'Hare (ORD)
• Chicago Midway (MDW)
• Birmingham, AL (BHM)
• Miami, FL
• La Paz, Bolivia (LPB)
• Cochabamba, Bolivia
• Santa Cruz, Bolivia
• Port-Au-Prince, Haiti
• Hollywood Burbank (BUR)

• Liam
• Simon
• Sebastian
• Elijah
• Ward
• Miles
• Thomas (Thom)
• McElroy (middle name only)
• James
• Ethan (middle name only)
• George
• Henry
• Lawrence
• Harrison
• Ezra
• Peter
• Jacob
• Levi
• Titus
• Matthias
• Max