• an aro ace robot smacked someone who stole their power supply. it was a double A battery
• why did the guinea pig go to the dentist ?
  • because they had a cavy-ty !!!
• what do you call a large cavy ?
  • guinea big !!!
• why was the multiple getting anxious ?
  • because of their nervous system !!
• how do you talk underwater ?
  • with a speech bubble !!
• why did the villagers move to the other side of town ?
  • it just wasn t right for them, that s why they left !
• there s a hole in my sock... darn it !
• why did the twins share clothes ?
  • because they have the same jeans !!!!!
• what does the mascot of disney eat with ?
  • his mickey mouth !!!

i usually just make puns in context but hopefully i can add more of this kind too !

guest puntributions:

from poppy

• if evanescence had a line of perfume, what would it be called ?
  • evanescents !!

from ghost

• did you hear about the dolphin who crashed his car
  • well, he didnt do it on porpoise
• what do you call a nervous person in an orchard?
  • an apple fretter!
    • the orchard is full of pas-trees...

if you have a pun to contribute @ me and i ll put it here !! or leave a comment with fun pun fun puns !!