- Because you're just dying to know random crap about me...
- I hate corn, especially when people put it in soup or casseroles and I have to discard every kernel with every bite. It reminds me of human teeth, I'm just saying, the shape is similar.
- I hate when people talk excessively about dieting, weight loss, or working out. Seriously, is there more dull of a subject? Pass the cookies.
- I thought of a duller subject, sports.
- I have a potty mouth, you might have fucking noticed.
- I love going to the public library, which is exactly why I always owe them money.
- I really don't like children/babies, now I don't wish them ill - unless they are screeching in a confined place - but I don't "ooooh" and "aww" over them. I hate when people show me pictures of their kids and expect a reaction, the most reaction someone gets out of me is a nod because I think babies are really weird looking.
- I'm addicted to coca-cola. I've tried to go varying lengths of time without it and I just can't do it, I end up dreaming about it, it is pathetic. I have been known to take a drink, slap a table, and remark "Almost better than sex".
- I've never been into the idea of planning my wedding, I'm just not one of those people. This is a very simple way to sum up how I feel about weddings, is there an open bar? If so, YESSSSS, RSVP all night long. No? Crap, who else is going? Held in a church? Fucking God, I'm faking an illness from this day on. That wasn't that simple of an explanation but it pretty much applies to most events: Is there free booze? If so, sign me up.
- Ever since I was a little kid I've been known for two consistent things, I love cats and I love glitter.
- I fucking hate posed pictures, god they make me cringe.
- I fucking hate that tattoos are trendy, get a tattoo because you love it and it really means something to you, don't forget that it is permanent! I have nothing against tattoos or people who are tattooed, I simply get annoyed when people do things for the wrong reasons like being "cool", doing something for the sake of "cool" is never the right thing. If you have to prove your "cool" than you probably aren't and honestly there is nothing wrong with being "un-cool".
- I hate the word "cool".
- I also fucking hate the letter plaques and word plaques that people are littering houses and businesses with. Wait, your restaurant has the word "EAT" in 5 foot neon lights? IS THAT WHAT YOU DO AT A RESTAURANT?! Ground breaking information.
- Why do people act as if they have to tell the world every single time they step inside a gym? I'm glad you're being seemingly healthy but you don't need an audience, do it for yourself bb.
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