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• The San Predicament (woosan)
  • ooohyoung:
  • omfg fine
  • I
  • MET
  • A
  • BOY
  • yeoyeoman:
  • ...i’m turning my phone off and going back to bed
  • joong:
  • what about psych lecture in an hour
  • yeoyeoman:
  • What About It
  • joong:
  • Understood

woosan

• Carpet Stains
  • The whole “Friends with benefits” thing had started their sophomore year of college when one too many drinks had become involved, and when San had whispered into Wooyoung’s ear, “Did you know that I had a dream of you fucking the living daylights out of me on my kitchen counter?”
• make it mine
  • “San,” he announces, “your morning wood is digging into my ass.”
  • “Then do somethin’ about it,” San challenges, voice sleepy and muffled.
  • “Ha ha,” Wooyoung replies, sarcastic. “Funny.”
• All The (Right) Places
  • San, a member of the famous idol group Ateez, has gotten into a dating scandal and is taking a break from idol duties by going back to his hometown to teach the local kids how to sing and dance at an arts school. There, he meets Jung Wooyoung, a dance teacher and BTS fan who dislikes San a lot.
  • AU in which San is an idol and Wooyoung is a dance teacher.
• Glass doll
  • San was quiet, mindful, and a bit of a wanderer who spaced out in daydreams of anything but clear resolution. Often, Wooyoung would bring him back down to earth with his graceful smile, his tethering laugh, and his clip of balloons sigh.
  • or
  • San just finished his freshman year of college and he finds a way to make the most of his summer while learning how to love himself, and maybe, just maybe, love a certain boy named Wooyoung
• You’re Perfect to Me
  • For as long as San could remember, he had always lived with a horrible curse. He’d been born with it, as far as he knew, and that’s all he really knew about it. He supposed it could’ve been worse. He could’ve been cursed to look like a hideous monster until he found love, or to sleep endlessly until his true love kissed him. But no, instead, he was cursed, whenever anyone looked at him, to always look like their ideal type. It had taken him forever to figure out why no one, not even his own parents, seemed to know what he really looked like. But this was dangerous, what he was about to do. Just opening himself up for even more heartbreak that he didn’t even know if he could handle at the moment. But he was dying to know—he had to know—what Wooyoung saw when he looked at him. What was the biggest-crush-of-his-life’s ideal type?
• Oh I Just Can’t Help It Myself
  • Ah, there it is. The daily headache he gets thanks to Wooyoung and anything that’s related to that ass.
  • (It’s a good ass, well formed and seemingly the perfect size to lay his hands on. But San would rather bite his tongue off than admit this in front of anyone.)
• Worth A Billion Broken Hearts
  • “You’re telling me,” Seonghwa deadpanned, “that you left the party alone and didn’t sleep with anyone?”
  • Wooyoung watched San gave him an innocent smile, batting his lashes and everything. “I need a break every once in a while. It’s a hard life.”
  • Seonghwa snorted. “Yeah, right.” A ripple of laughter went around the table but Wooyoung’s attention was strictly on one person. That person turned his head and met his eyes. San winked, a little reminder of the secret they shared.
• The Great Glasses Crisis
  • In which San gets glasses and Wooyoung has a Big Gay Crisis about it.
• no other magic
  • Wooyoung was his best friend and his safe place. He was San's entire world.
  • It was more important for him to have Wooyoung in his life at all than to act on his crush. Wooyoung didn't have to know.
• my desire towards you is so selfish (but i love my desire)
  • jung wooyoung doesn't intend to be just another one of well-known fuckboy choi san's hookups.
  • or alternatively, the first time san has to get to know someone before fucking them
• The Fact of the Matter
  • San and Wooyoung had a complicated relationship. Not complicated in a bad way, no. Everything they had was good. Great, even. It was just… complicated. Hard to explain, and hard to understand. Labels didn’t really work for them.
• Monster under the bed
  • Weren't we all scared of the monster under the bed when we were kids?
  • Wooyoung feared it just like everyone else did.
  • But what are supposed to be childish anxieties, false fantasies and adorable fears turned out to be much more real to him than he had expected.
• locked in (your heart)
  • And without hesitation, right then and there, their lips met. Wooyoung wasn’t sure who kissed who first but he couldn’t bring himself to care. It was blasting Bruno Mars and he was talking about being rich and treating his girl when both of the boys were having their first real kiss.
  • Or
  • In which two boys are forced to spend time with together for being locked in and maybe fall a little.
• nyctophilia
  • Wooyoung works at a strip club in Itaewon. San is the closeted customer that routinely starts stopping by.
• feels deeper than any ocean floor
  • It's been twenty years but Wooyoung still remembers it like it was yesterday. Because warm water is related to Choi San, and Choi San taught him about an ardent love.
  • He was his summer love.
• I’m Too Hot For Your Company, Mr. Choi
  • Wooyoung is sincerely sorry for being the hottest guy in the marketing department of San's company, and causing a riot
• Concerning Comfort
  • In which San is worried that He and Wooyoung are too domestic and codependent
• i wanna let you in (but i don't know how to)
  • Idol Wooyoung and stylist San had made it clear from the very start that their relationship is nothing but professional, but everyone around them were now tired of pretending that they don't know what was going on behind the rooms whenever they are together.
• Full Bloom
  • Tattoo artist San's search for inspiration leads him to the flower shop across the street.
  • But is is the source material, or the pretty florist, that keeps him coming back?
• caught off guard
  • San wants to retort something, but he’s so caught off guard that he just stares at Wooyoung. “Stop flirting with me,” he says.
  • “Or what? You’ll handcuff me?” Wooyoung runs his finger along San’s jaw, eyes on his mouth. “Because I’m into that.”
  • or: san is one of the youngest, most capable agents in his unit. if only wooyoung wouldn't be so fucking difficult to arrest.
• Fake It Til You Make It... Until You Can't
  • San has been feeling sick the past week, but he didn't let it show until one day Wooyoung comes to wake him up.
  • What will happen afterwards?
• hala hala (hearts awakened, live afraid)
  • “Hey, Hongjoong. Hongjoong.”
  • “Yunho?” Hongjoong’s voice cracked with sleep. “What’s wrong?”
  • “Um, San’s on the ceiling.”
• Baby You’re A Firework
  • Yeah, Wooyoung might be a genius on paper- but he is also a fucking idiot. San’s, idiot.
  • Or
  • “I like spit.” Wooyoung murmurs pulling back from San, a thick trail leaving in their wake. San giggles, “I see that.”
  • “So is it okay if I spit on our dicks?”
• Fireflies and Dandelions
  • San tried to ignore the way he felt giddy when Wooyoung squeezed his hand, and he tried to ignore the way Wooyoung's arm snaked around his like vines up a column, smoothly. They talked about the world above and the world below as soft choruses of bells played, visionary neon lights beamed off their laughter, and the music box ballerina spun somewhere in an attic.
  • Or
  • San and Wooyoung fall in love during the winter of Louisiana, in a dorm stairwell.
• Time of your life
  • San never expected to meet the cutie who had left after a mind-blowing night without saying goodbye again. But when said cutie stumbles into him on the street, San doesn't think twice about heading for the road with him. Sex and stupid ideas are just what he needs to escape his issues, and maybe he can figure out what Wooyoung is escaping from on the way.
• its a bit awkward, we’re a bit awkward
  • “She’s smart as a whip so it’s been thankfully pretty easy,” Wooyoung says, shrugging. “You should come over sometime to see the way she spins around before rolling over.”
  • Something suddenly makes San’s shoulders hike and his cheeks flush as he realizes they’ve been small-talking, which is scarily close to flirting.
  • “That’s—” San starts.
  • ***
  • and they were neighbors.
• Creme or Gel?
  • “Sangie told me this was your first time?” Wooyoung was rummaging in his basket of tools, flashing a practiced smile. “We’ll start with a manicure first. Your hands please?”
  • San’s mind tumbled around for a bit, wiping his hands against his pants before placing them before Wooyoung. Beads of sweat dampened his palm, making him worry which inevitably led to them sweating even more. Regardless, Wooyoung said nothing and ran a thumb over San's knuckles, humming to himself.
  • “Are you nervous? It’s fine, I don’t bite.”
  • or
  • A nail salon AU where San goes to get his nails done and ends up leaving with more than just a manicure.
• put my hands on you
  • It had been nothing more than a dream for Wooyoung when he had mentioned it in passing. When he...
  • Well, when he essentially asked someone else to take his boyfriend to bed as he watches, held down and unable to do anything.
• oh, will you follow me?
  • Choi San navigates life, love, and the mortifying ordeal of having friends who really really care about him.
• Mind the Teeth
  • Yeosang’s off handed comment about him having an oral fixation made him think, and he spiraled like Alice through the looking glass into Freudian articles.
  • He’s too chicken shit to keep reading, but he’s seen words like ‘lollipop, ice cream, food’ and his mind connected it to ‘San’s lips, San’s mouth, San’s teeth’.
  • Or: Wooyoung is in a predicament; it has nothing to do with Choi San, and everything to do with Choi San's mouth.
• Out of the Shadows
  • Wooyoung and San are part of the Demon Slayer Institute, and they've been best friends for years. Wooyoung hides his feelings thinking San won't return them, San just see's Wooyoung as a friend....but then a new Slayer, Jimin arrives and throws everything in to chaos.
• Baby don’t like it
  • Jung Wooyoung had pretty much given up the whole, "have sex with the love of your life" thing, and had resorted to desperate measures. He didn't think he'd ever be the one going through such a website, but here he was.
  • This was quite possibly the worst decision of his life.
  • He pressed "okay".
• Marvellous & Mundane
  • San becomes as much of a habit as brushing his teeth three times a day and changing camera lenses when he finally gets out of the city is.
  • [Wooyoung first sees San in low lighting across the bar in a gay club. The second time, he sees him in the pouring rain. Both seem as cliche as the other, but that doesn't stop them from falling (hard)].
• a touch so foreign
  • It’s about to rain when a disheveled yet handsome young man with an eyepatch appears on Wooyoung’s doorstep begging for shelter, and while Wooyoung knows letting a stranger inside probably isn’t a good idea, he seems harmless enough.
  • Even though he welcomes the stranger to stay for a while, he certainly never accounted for the increasing amount of slipperiness in his bathtub and the possibilities of what might be hiding underneath that eyepatch.
• Dip your hands inside my soul, Don't you see that I'm yours?
  • Wooyoung catches on to what’s happening way too late. San plops down on the seat next to his and tugs on his hand, placing it on top of his head.
  • “Please,” he says, eyes already half-lidded and going slightly cross-eyed with how his cheek is squished against the table.
  • “I could have had class,” Wooyoung says, not giving in yet.
  • “You have afternoons off on Fridays,” San says and it’s endearing, how he still possesses control of his cognitive skills and remembers Wooyoung’s schedule even if he’s toeing the edge of oblivion.
  • Wooyoung decides to indulge San and closes his books, moving them away so that he can lie down on the table facing San. He scratches San’s scalp, alternating between gentle and slightly harsher movements in a way he knows will turn his best friend to putty.
  • Or, Wooyoung has been in love with his best friend, San, for a long time, completely oblivious to the possibility that San feels the same too. Mutual pining and endless cuddling ensue with a generous serving of idiots being in love.